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"Sometimes, if i am debating an idea I ask myself 'what would Dele do'. Then I usually go 'no that's retarded' and go with something other than that. For example: 'my truck's battery needs to be jumped. how should i solve this problem. what would Dele do-- no, then I'd just need an entirely new battery. and a lawyer.'"

Basicallydele

this is pretty much me all the time. drunken karen gillan is my spirit animal.

MATURE ASIDES BROUGHT TO YOU BY DELE Edit

contact details Edit

JOURNAL: tulipmonster
EMAIL: relevanttomyinterests AT gmail DOT com
IM: monstrousjezebel@AIM

other stuff Edit

As this wiki indicates, I am Dele and I can be relied on to be a saucy nuisance. Also, I love wiki, so if you are too lazy to make your own pages, I can be prevailed upon to assist for the small price of 'Dele adding trolly little things for her own amusement, on account of how she is a rambunctious child'.

dele, if anyone could be a conspiracy of one, it would be you Edit

ALL LOGS CRACKED AND HORRORFUL
ALL PAGES GREAT AND SMALL
ALL WIKIS LINKED AND CONTENT-FULL
LORD DELE MADE THEM ALL
(ty gidge.)

(the ladies) why does your vagina sound like an awesome place to hang out? Edit

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Enfys Llewelyn
A girl-shaped rainbow wrecking ball.
• Slayer, university student, sometime farm girl and causer of trouble.
• Spent several months in Taxon before getting shunted back to her own world and later encountering Xanadu.
• Has a Ducati named 'Brandi with an i' that she acquired from Bruce.



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Lady Petrana
The medieval answer to Jennifer Aniston.
• Philanthropist, socialite, mother, Countess of Gatas and the relevant authority of Davidias's backside.
• Remembers Taxon and Taxon's residents from a series of unusual dreams.
• Intends to show her art at a gallery in Xanadu.



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Narcissa Malfoy
Ruthlessly ambitious and mercenary pragmatist.
• Actually, Narcissa wears the pants in this relationship.
• She just lets Lucius think he's in charge.
• Draco is as terrifying at six years old as you think he is.



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Princess Nuala
One half of a slightly terrifying whole.
• Died for humanity despite not liking humans very much.
• Elf princess of Bethmoora, daughter of Brighid.
Josephine Benoit is sort of her cousin.



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Wendy Darling
...but when she was bad she was better.
• Captain of the Queen Margaret; half fairytale, half nightmare.
• Much older than she looks.
• Spends a lot of her time in Wonderland.



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Gates Enfys Ryan
barely human sylphic creature.
• Kills demons, likes crosswords, owns lingerie with bells on.
• Has been variously a private investigator, a stripper, a bodyguard and almost a Watcher.
• Currently living in Las Vegas with her recently acquired husband.



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Damita Monaghan
The blessing and the curse.
• (Depends who you ask.)
• Psychic sorceress, lady of mercenaries, multilingual mess and Berkeley student majoring in anthropology.
• Very literally a child of two worlds.



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Carmilla
Dracula wishes he were this cool.
• Styrian noblewoman, vampire HBIC, Elizabeth Bathory's mistress.
• Not nearly as fragile as she'd like you to believe.
• Living in Xanadu itself- for now.



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Donnatella Voss
Statistic, cliché, prom queen with a shotgun.
• Gave up on the 'struggling actress' gig after her husband died and she became a single mother.
• Currently studying to qualify as a counsellor.
• Has been living in the nexus for a couple of years and sees nothing wrong with this!



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Jemima Dessoir
The first lady in waiting.
• Idolizes Rose Benjamin, which should be a warning sign.
• Sixteen years old and already expertly managing her image.
• Quite possibly insane.



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Donnatella Duvall
The trainwreck princess.
• Never met a bad idea she didn't like.
• LA-based bartender, Texan-born, speaks fluent Russian.
• Named her dog after the Boney M song.



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Genoveffa Persaud
The ladykiller.
• An interior decorator with a pair of boots for every ex-girlfriend.
• Well, maybe not, but she does have a lot of boots and a lot of ex-girlfriends.
• She hasn't spoken to her family in nearly twenty years.



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Aderyn Hussey
The liar.
• Having been both a socialite and a vigilante, Addie is content with finance work and good red wine.
• She will never go back to England, but she's currently in the process of relocating to Stuttgart.
• One day she'll tell the truth for an entire conversation, and the world will end.



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Lourdes Pippin
A taking little thing with the keys to the skeleton closet.
• An intensely Catholic stay at home mother and police officer's wife.
• (Had to cancel a plane ticket back to Chicago after Monty proposed instead of offering child support.)
• Enjoys web design, sewing, arts-n-crafts, and never got caught for anything.



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Lourdes Ortega Martel
The little hand of God.
• A Gotham vigilante with approx. nothing in common with Batman.
• Except crazy, Jesus Christ.
• In the process of being forcibly civilized, but tremble, ye mighty; Lo finally turned eighteen.



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Lady Veda
The sins of the father were visited upon his daughter.
• Properly the Viscountess Ceredan, styled herself the Viscountess Borune as a mark of her respect, affection and patriotism.
• The fact titles don't work like that hasn't stopped her from getting away with it as an eccentricity.
• Has a vicious streak a mile wide.



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Nyota Uhura
The freedom star.
• Wears the pants.
• Is smarter than you, probably.
• Parties with Kirk on shore leave and still makes 'sir' sound like 'asshole'.



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Élodie Louvel
double oh nothing.
• Some little girls want to be Bond girls (why), and some little girls want to be James Bond.
• She doesn't mean it when she suggests selling her brother on the black market. Mostly.
• Her wicked stepmother is wicked awesome.



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Candy Stauk
The dryad's daughter.
• Candy transplanted her tree from the trailerpark to Xanadu in order to get around that pesky traveling issue.
• Fairy doesn't always mean fairytale.
• She paints her toenails pomegranate.



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Gillian Owens
The kite-flying witch.
• Lives in a castle in the nexus with her boyfriend, who probably isn't sure exactly how this happened.
• Grew up in small-town Massachusetts, and got out of there as fast as she could.
• She named the post owl Herbert.


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Avdotya Karkaroffa
The petty dictator of literary device.
• Enjoys romance novels, photography and travelling by train.
• Can occasionally be mistaken for a young Bellatrix Lestrange at first glance.
• Without the intense psychosis.


(the gentlemen) so essentially you have got the Black Pearl in your knickers Edit

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Martel
Why such a dickbag, Martel?
• Former knight, former mercenary, sorcerer, politician, warrior, professional asshole.
Candice Monaghan doesn't think he's that bad a husband.
• Nobody else gets that, seriously.



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Ilya
Not Spock
• Diplomat, student, lecturer and sometime intergalactic spy.
• Currently on a diplomatic mission to Earth, moonlighting as a lecturer at Georgetown.
• His real name is Idrathajanihiya. You don't have to call him that.



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Wesley Lode
Rowdy Brit celebuspawn.
• Finally making a professional name for himself - directing music videos and doing installation art.
• Has been living in Boston for the past year and taking care of Hasi's dog, Huan.
• Enjoys wearing women's underwear.



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Ambrose Roy
And you thought you had issues with Christianity.
• Seventeenth century Verbena priest, victim of the Inquisition.
• English (a little Scottish), marrying a Romani woman, great-grandfather of Ichabod Crane.
• Described as 'implacable, remote, stoic'.



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Solomon Koenig
The savage in a suit.
• Environmental lawyer, ex-Catholic, Verbena priest, terrifying bastard.
• Has entirely too little regard for his fantastic wardrobe and routinely ruins three hundred dollar shirts.
• Used to be Ambrose Roy in a past life.



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James Bond
Super slinky spy machine.
• Misogynist alcoholic with a death wish and a lot of ghosts.
• The best the British government has, despite this.
• Yes, his girlfriend is a mermaid.



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Stelios
And then Jo and Alex adopted a puppy.
• Spartan warrior who died at Thermopylae.
• Basically a joyously enthusiastic rabid puppy.
• To be hurled with great force at Political Pandemic's enemies.



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Caius Roy
World-conqueror.
• Present day reincarnation of Julius Caesar, alongside Mina (Cleopatra).
• On the top ten list of men who shouldn't have diplomatic immunity and do anyway.
Alexander Georgiou's best friend, and that should concern you.



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Ramirez
Troll of epic proportions.
• Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard with a Scottish accent, and that's the least weird thing.
• Currently lives on a house built on the back of a sentient flying whale he has named Juanito (I told you so).
• Once served under Alexander the Great.



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Martel Lefevre
"I am the lion, after all."
• New Orleans based antiquities dealer, single father, British expatriate, sorcerer.
• Murderer, traitor, liar, thief.
• Sometimes he puts in a glass eye instead of wearing the patch.



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Ewar
The last bastion of sanity.
• Swordmaster of Valdis and Martel's right hand.
• Ridiculously in love with Eirene and possibly winning awards for most patient man in history.
• Used to be everybody's favourite NPC, which is why he now has his own journal.



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Nick Hardaway
Benevolently witty background furniture.
• Psychic psychiatrist to werewolf mafia, recovering from massive trauma of his own.
• Currently handling the inevitable fallout of getting involved with Shadow Lord kinfolk.
• Chainsmokes, drinks too much, genuinely cares about you. And you. And probably you.



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December Lehane
The mistake, OR: miraculously not a serial killer.
• Qualified psychiatrist who's never actually practised.
• Operating a small occult bookstore; slowly taking over from the current, elderly owner.
• Will tell you that the surname is a coincidence, if asked. (He's lying.)



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Ernest Morray
An angry math nerd in the body of a jock.
• Her Majesty's glorified accountant.
• It's a mystery how such a boring man (in comparison to his family...or anyone) occupies such an inluential position.
• Devoted to and bemused by Duchess Teobhan.



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Bellamy Morray
Too saucy for Heyer.
• ...but partially inspired by The Quiet Gentleman and These Old Shades.
• Joined the Pandion Order as the most socially acceptable way of practising semi-openly as a Styric.
• Discreet in his affairs and disinterested in marrying to provide the next heir. Not admitting to his sister he'd prefer something between what their parents or uncle and aunt have.



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DI Bellamy Morray
Big brother isn't watching you.
• Homicide detective with New Scotland Yard, so it's a good thing sorcery isn't practically speaking illegal these days.
• Grew up in a house that used to be a church; used the baptistery as a reading room and is mystified by Christianity.
• Not Italy's biggest fan.



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Ethan Rayne
The man, the myth, the nexus's own urban legend.
• No Slayer, no Council.
• But there was a girl named Buffy and a man named Rupert Giles, and a lot of magic.
• He's bitter.



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Ethan Rayne
It said Ethan Rayne on the box when he bought it.
• So a punk walks into a bar- wait, that's wrong.
• "I didn't come up here to say goodbye. I came to ask you to come with me."
• It wasn't happily ever after; that would've been far too easy.



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Alyosha Tarasov
Mister Liar Man.
• Russian businessman with a private security company.
• Recently traveling between Boston and Moscow during his girlfriend's cancer treatment.
• None of this is true.



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Mephistopheles
Not quite the devil's own.
• Turned traitor during an attempted end of days while God was still around.
• This ended badly for him.
• His stomach grew back, but the eyes were a total loss.



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Clifford Carruthers
Like a wildebeest loves five lionesses gnawing his legs.
• Used to manage the Spice Girls. Yeah, really.
• Currently managing the Voltaic in the nexus.
• ...it's better if he throws the knives at the dartboard and not the guests.

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Dele is a horrible enabler. Be ye warned.

Dele enables me daily. Ilu Dele.

Dele is 99% delicious evil, and 23-1/2% delicious frostingly goodness.

PS, bums.