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[19:35] kay: (413): She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list <-- jo
[19:35] dele: HAHAHAHAH
[19:35] kay: she's basically like /straightfaced CAN YOU GET ON THE LIST
[19:36] dele: stelios: well first i have to buy a phone. with alex's money.
[19:36] kay: i would like to see stelios tell alex this
[19:36] dele: i feel like he would very earnestly inform him, straightforwardly, of his purpose.
[19:36] kay: "i need a phone so jo can put my name in hers under 'great fucks', THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE" -- yes
[19:36] kay: i'm really tired so i'm like HOW CAN THIS BECOME REALITY
[19:37] dele: I FEEL LIKE ONE DAY WE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN
[19:37] kay: and jo is like i have explanations for this but tbqh none of them make it any better
[19:37] kay: probably first one of them needs to speak english or greek.
[19:37] dele: and stelios should probably stop eyeing the toaster like he wants to fight it
[19:37] dele: because a cellphone is not gonna help at first.
[19:37] kay: no
[19:37] kay: don't fight your cell phone stelios it's not very effective
[19:38] dele:
[19:37] bond. claire bond.: alex: .... /reviews this business proposal with due seriousness and then buys stelios a blackberry.
[19:38] kay: oh my god dele i somehow just flashed to a place where stelios is like a pokemon that jo and alex unleash on their enemies
[19:38] dele: skfjdsdfj hahahaahahaaaaha
[19:38] kay: I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT TO THIS POINT
[19:38] dele: I'M LIKE
[19:38] dele: LAUGHING SO HARD I'M SILENTLY VIBRATING
[19:38] kay: his attacks are "spear" and "aggressive nudity"
[19:38] dele: "aggressive nudity"
[19:39] kay: his enemies are like welp that sure is a spartan penis
[19:39] dele: i can't think of stelios without
[19:39] dele: thinking
[19:39] dele: BEHOLD, MY JUNK
[19:39] dele: any more
[19:39] dele: which is. great.
[19:39] kay: that's acceptable
[19:39] kay: BEHOLD, STELIZARD
[19:39] dele: /weeping
[19:39] kay: once he masters the cell phone and toaster he'll level up
[19:39] kay: into stelichu
[19:41] dele: i just
[19:41] dele: i laughed
[19:41] dele: so hard
[19:41] dele: and for so long
[19:41] dele: that i had to EXPLAIN THIS CONVERSATION
[19:41] dele: because they were CONCERNED